Coll jokes Thirsty Canadian

A Canadian walks into a bar and ordered a beer. The bartender replied, "Sorry, we don`t serve Canadians in this bar."

"But I`m really thirsty," the Canadian replied. "I`ll do anything for a beer!"

"Okay," says the bartender,"if you can do three things, I`ll get you a beer."

"First," says the bartender,"do you see that big guy standing by the door? 6`5", 275 pound ex-NFL linebacker who got thrown out of the league for being too mean and nasty? You gotta knock him out cold and drag him out of the bar. That`s number one."


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