LAUGH TIME.............

 

 

Who kaun thi
Husband Aur Wife Hotel Me Gaye Tabhi 1 Lady Ne Hello Kiya,
Wife- Koun Thi Wo?
Husband -Tum Dimag Kharab Mat Karo, Main Pehle Hi Pareshan
                  Hu Ki Who Bhi Yehi Puchegi

Wife hit her husband with frying pan

Husband: What was that for...?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket
With the name Jenny on it.
Husband: I took part in a race last week
And Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife: Sorry..!
Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again
Husband: What now..?
Wife: Your horse is on the Phone.

 

Message of the year

Women live a better, longer & peaceful life...!!
Why? Very simple...
A woman does not have a wife..!!!

 

Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked"Is bhains ko ghar kion laayi ho?"
Wife:"Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!"
Husband:"Bakri se hi pooch raha Hoon"

 

Husband wife mein ladai ho gayi
Husband wife mein ladai ho gayi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,
Husb:Rat ko phone pay,"Khanay mein kya hai"
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aoonga, tum kha kar so jana:

 

Man: Sir, my wife is missing. 
Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,police station
mé complain dijiyee.
Man:Kya karon, khushi ke mare kuch samajh nahin aa raha

 

Why did u shoot ur wife ?   This is the best...... 
Judge:why did u shoot urwife, instead of shooting her lover?
Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

 

How women call their husband in first 6 years
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1. Janu
Yr 2. O jee.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 4.O bunty k pappa
Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6.Tum aate ho ya main aaon?

Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aaloo lene gayatha abhi tak wapis nahi aaye:-(
Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:- to behenji, kuch or paka lo:-)