Zardari goes on a state visit to Israel.
While on tour in Jerusalem, he suffers a heart attack and passes away.
The undertaker tells the accompanying people, 'You can have him shipped home for US$500,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land , for just US$100.'
The Pakistanis go into a corner and discuss for a minute. They come back to the undertaker and tell him they want Zardari shipped home.
The undertaker is puzzled and asks, 'Why would you spend $500,000 to ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $100?
With the money you save you could buy enough diesel for a year, buy enough medicines to wipe out cholera, buy enough generators to never have blackouts again.'
The Pakistani's replied, 'Long ago a man (named JESUS) died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead.
We just can't take that chance with this man.'
While on tour in Jerusalem, he suffers a heart attack and passes away.
The undertaker tells the accompanying people, 'You can have him shipped home for US$500,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land , for just US$100.'
The Pakistanis go into a corner and discuss for a minute. They come back to the undertaker and tell him they want Zardari shipped home.
The undertaker is puzzled and asks, 'Why would you spend $500,000 to ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $100?
With the money you save you could buy enough diesel for a year, buy enough medicines to wipe out cholera, buy enough generators to never have blackouts again.'
The Pakistani's replied, 'Long ago a man (named JESUS) died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead.
We just can't take that chance with this man.'
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