There are two things on earth that are universal: hydrogen and stupidity.
There has been an alarming increase in the number of things you know nothing about.
There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don`t know what it`s a plan for.
There is a right way, a wrong way, and my way to do everything.
There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.
There is always one more idiot than you counted on.
There is no evidence to support the notion that life is serious.
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